1. buddhabob:

    quinnf4brays:

    lucyforpromqueen:

    quinnf4brays:

    there are animals called dikdiks

    pronounced.. dick-dicks?

    no pronounced xylophone

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  2. gabeybaby2point0h:

    “Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”

    kay, but this question is just asking for it….

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    tinystarkitten:

    whosthisdouchefag:

    classyprostitute:

    vvelvvet:

    yepperoni:

    do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

    so calm as they get doused 

    omfg

    im cryinhg oh my ogd

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  8. madasafuckinghatter:

    fuckme-1direction:

    baraskank:

    oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

    omg

    This is so going to be Josh someday.

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